Mission Accomplished

On the 1st of May 2003, Chimpy was costumed in a naval flight onesie and some straps aboard an aircraft carrier within sight of the captured port city of San Diego de Alcalá , Alta California. A large banner imprinted with the words ‘Mission Accomplished’ were designed to be in the same picture frame with bushjr. It was a successfully staged propaganda coup.

Now five years and a day after this great accomplishment, the world can begin to see the scope of the truly spectacular achievements he has wrought on the nation and world. We are now in the second recession of his usurpation. The oilman who started a war with an oil bearing country is still proclaiming that the victory will be seen in six months. Gasoline is approaching $4 a gallon. The major oil producing countries are peckish and grumbling that oil is traded in weak dollars and are wanting another base currency.

“Wait a minute. What did you just say? You’re predicting $4 a gallon gas? … That's interesting. I hadn't heard that.” ― bushjr, 28 February 2008

The reputation of the United States outside of the United States is poor, at best. His anti-democratic party has done its damnedest to make all government in this country a subservient agent to its agenda. The poor are poorer, and every fox has been given his own hen houses to ravage. The damage is great. Bush can strut and crow, “mission accomplished ”.